Alien: Romulus Review

 

First off, if you're looking for a movie that’s going to change your life or make you rethink your stance on extraterrestrials, this might not be it. But hey, sometimes you just need a watchable flick to fill up your Friday night, right? 

I've mentioned in previous blogs that my favorite genre of horror is science fiction. Specifically, any movie set in the ocean or in space. At least in the deepest parts of the ocean, there's a chance you can get help. However, in space, as they say, “no one can hear you scream.” That’s what makes space horror so intriguing—it's the ultimate isolation, where the only thing scarier than the creatures is the vast, silent expanse.

"Alien: Romulus" is a 2024 horror film directed by Fede Álvarez, and it's the latest installment in the long-running "Alien" franchise. The title is expected to give the viewer an out-of-this-world adventure. Does it deliver? Well, let's just say it’s the kind of movie that’s best enjoyed with a bucket of popcorn and a willingness to suspend disbelief. 

The movie follows a group of young laborers who decide to scavenge parts from an abandoned spaceship orbiting above their off-world mining colony. Things take a terrifying turn when they unwittingly unleash a colony of face huggers stored decades earlier for research.

Our story kicks off with Rain, played by the versatile Cailee Spaeny, is a low-level worker on a mining world controlled by Weyland-Yutani, and an orphan who dreams of relocating herself and her "brother" Andy to a more hospitable world. Throughout the film, Rain demonstrates her bravery and loyalty, often putting herself in danger to protect her friends and crew members.

Joining Rain are her fellow crew members: Kay, portrayed by Isabela Merced, the tech genius who can hack anything with a circuit. Then there’s Andy, brought to life by David Jonsson, the no-nonsense scientist with a penchant for underestimating alien lifeforms. We also have Bjorn, played by Spike Fearn, the steadfast leader with a soft spot for cheesy 80s action movies.

Together, this motley crew navigates the eerie planet, facing dangers that lurk in every shadow. It’s a mix of serious sci-fi drama and moments of levity, thanks to their diverse personalities and sometimes clashing dynamics. Their journey is filled with enough twists and turns to keep you on the edge of your seat, and the camaraderie among the cast makes the adventure all the more engaging.

The plot? It's as predictable as your aunt's mystery meatloaf, or in my case, the Hamburger Helper that was the only thing my aunty could make, but you still eat it because, surprise, it’s not that bad! There are the usual jump scares, the "why-did-you-go-into-that-dark-room" moments, and a fair share of alien goo. The dialogue ranges from "meh" to "did they really just say that?" but it's delivered with a sincerity that almost makes you believe Jenna really cares about these rubbery extraterrestrials. 

The aliens themselves are creepy, slimy and would put the fear of God into anyone who runs across them. Their rubbery, tentacled appearance might not win any beauty contests, but they get the job done in the scare department. Kudos to the special effects team for making them as lifelike as possible without crossing into the uncanny valley. Also, they maintained the appearance of the original alien creatures in previous films. Which is probably why the franchise has been successful. 

Now, let’s talk about the star of the show—the giant xenomorph! Played by Robert Bobroczkyi, who stands over 7 feet tall in real life, this character brings a unique physical presence to the film. Bobroczkyi, a former basketball player, makes his acting debut here, and his towering height adds an extra layer of intimidation to the creature. It’s a bold casting choice that pays off, making the alien encounters all the more memorable.

What I liked about "Alien: Romulus" is its commitment to practical effects and its return to the franchise's horror roots. The film does a great job of creating a claustrophobic, tense atmosphere that keeps you on the edge of your seat. The creature design and the practical gore are top-notch, and the film delivers some genuinely scary moments.

Visually, the film doesn’t push any boundaries. It’s got decent CGI, some nice lens flares, and a spaceship that looks suspiciously like a giant Pringle can. The soundtrack? Appropriately dramatic, with enough crescendos to make your heart race even when you know exactly what’s coming next.

However, the movie isn't without its flaws. The plot is fairly straightforward and doesn't offer much in terms of surprises or twists. The characters are somewhat underdeveloped, and you don't get a lot of time to connect with them before things start going wrong. The pacing can also feel a bit uneven at times, with some scenes dragging while others feel rushed.

Despite these issues, "Alien: Romulus" is a watchable and entertaining addition to the franchise. It's not the best "Alien" movie ever made, but it's a solid entry that fans of the series will likely enjoy. If you're a fan of horror and sci-fi, it's worth checking out for the scares and the nostalgic nods to the original films. Plus, it was great to see a cameo of an old character, Ash, which added an extra layer of nostalgia for long-time fans. Ash was the same A hole android from the original film and he maintained the same energy in this film. 

So, is Alien Romulus the kind of movie that will redefine your understanding of extraterrestrial life? Not quite. But it’s the kind of movie you put on when you need some background noise or when you’re in the mood for some light-hearted alien antics.  

In conclusion, Alien Romulus isn’t going to win any awards, but it’s like that one snack you find in the back of your pantry – it’s not your favorite, but it’s there, it’s edible, and it’ll do in a pinch. Grab some popcorn, lower your expectations, and you might just enjoy the ride.

I give this movie 3 out of 5 acorns.